The grass is greener at the Quizberry

Thursday trivia nights just keep getting more and more eventful.

We met some New Zealanders who asked us if we knew where to get a spliff. Then I decided I want to become a travel agent and get high in a million different places all around the world.

We generally failed at trivia, but won 2 bonus rounds! Which meant 2 free jugz of beeer. Props to Daniel for his lame joke skillz. And props to Mothcontroll who owns at the PHYSICAL CHALLENGE. 

Then we picked up my laundry and came home for nutbush and club action as usual.

Then we all died a happy happy death. Trivia nights WIN.

((EDIT - I've just come to realisation that this is our 1ooth post. yeEAHH bOii. 100 POST WINN!))

- Jac

I've got no money, no dignity.

Yet another Scare weekend has passed. I cannot even comprehend what happened, so I wont bother try to explain it.

-Jac

Chronicles of a broken jaw

A grey headed orange mustached walrus-dog, a checkerboard whisker faced feline, painkiller induced dreams and visions, and a freezer full of frozen soup

The last two weeks of my life...

Meeowww

-Jac

Here in my car I feel safest of all

We love roadtrips

We missed our turnoff to Daylesford and almost headed to Radelaide, but a quick turnaround and a good bush bash got us back on course

Set up our tent in the back of our friend's holiday house, and kept warm by squishing the 5 of us in a 3 man tent 

Me, Millballz and Mothcontrol ended up going for a late night adventure walk down the road, and lay on the road watching the stars. Fear of traffic then persuaded us to head back to the tent for a few hours restless sleep, before heading off again first thing in the morning

We made a number of pit stops on the way back to Melbourne. First was Macca Dees for breakfast. Then to 'The Cross'; a rather bizarre hill with little prayer rooms and the stations of the cross around it, and a big neon cross on top

We continued to head back to Melbourne, but the sun came out and we felt our adventure was not yet over. Another course change lead us to Caitlin's house which burnt down in the Black Saturday bushfires. We found dress-ups in the shed and went for a wander in her mum's Japanese garden and soaked up the sun

- Jac

Kiss and kill me sweetly

We got a pug for the long weekend.
Its name was possibly oliver or chunkers.... or just pug.
The only song I could think of was 'pug' by the smashing pumpkins.
Its a good song. I don’t really know how much it relates to pug but.

Anyhow one balmy, frosty Saturday morning I decided to take pug for a stroll through a tour of the Carlton parks- argyle square right around through all of Carlton gardens. By taking for a walk of course, he did most of the walking and I just followed

A grand escapade.






We found this tree, which we stood by for a while. I liked it because I tried to find out how many faces I could see in it. I think pug just liked the smell of it.



Pug was good at finding things. while he wasn’t that good at finding faces in trees he was especially good however at finding random things to eat. He ate a lot. Usually other dogs poop, or leaves or muggy puddles. This was one of his best finds. I think there was pizza in it.




We ended up walking far and wide, high and low, crunching and through foliage, skipping through puddles,

I miss pug.

-mill

Fuck Art

Last week we had a creative spell and turned our plain old, ordinary garage into The Slut Alley Factory.

It is our new kick-on den, and creative space. I bet the neighbours will love it when we get the drums and a guitarrr in there. Ahhaha owned!

Bendirat Part 2

The next morning we all woke up with about 15 minutes til check-out. We somehow managed not only to get out of our hotel within 15 minutes of waking up, but also made it to Macca Dees within half an hour for the last few minutes of breakfast menu.

We again hit the road, and headed to Bendigo for Groovin the Moo =)

Millballz and I didnt have tickets, but when we ran out of ideas on how to sneak in, we decided to just buy tickets. And oh it was worth it!

We made awesome new friends,

We chilled in the sun and listened to mad tunez,

We danced and sang along to Art vs Science "Parlez vous francais? HEy. Parlez vous Francais? HEY",

We ran out of cigarettes and had to ask randoms for some,

and we saw De La Soulll and so many other great bands.

When the sun went down we got sooo damn cold that we just had to bail.

The car ride back to Melbourne was nice and mellow, drifting in and out of consciousness, venturing deeper and deeper into the almost endless tunnel created by the car headlights on the tree lined highway. Only the occasional car zooming past in the opposite direction would remind me where I was and that I wanted another cigarette.

Then all of a sudden we were back in civilisation in Richmond. Bendirat was in the past. Our beloved roadtrip was over.

-Jac